Spitting Images

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“Doctor Martha Jones speaking.”

“Martha, where do you buy your underwear?”

“Jack! Jack! Get over here!”

The Doctor hung up the phone with the nagging feeling that perhaps she shouldn’t have used that Dalek voice box to disguise the fact that her voice now sounded uncannily like Donna’s.

Fluff: +++

Angst: +++

Smut: ++

Overall Rating: +++++

Read it here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/16490

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In Pocket

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“Who are you?”

There was the distinct — impossible, but with Time Lords, ‘impossible’ frequently changes from ‘not possible’ to something more like ‘may not be done by tea-time’ — sound of someone smiling. “I’ll give you a clue. What’s your favorite book?”

They spoke in unison. “The Time Machine, of course!”

The Doctor’s grin was audible. “Just so.”

Humorous, hot, and cold.

Fluff: ++++

Angst: +

Smut: ++++

Overall Rating: ++++

Read it here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/177258

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Farm Song


Awww, go on then! That isn‘t going to work on me!”

“And why not?” the Professor asked as he stood and hung an umbrella casually over one arm.

“Because you are, me! Or was me. Or I was you.”

“An excellent point. In which case you understand the dilemma.” The Professor took out a handsome fob watch and looked at it before popping up the umbrella. “It’s beginning to rain, dear boy. You’re running out of time.”

“Then I’d better walk slower.”

When you travel in time, weird things happen. You see all kinds of physically impossible things, create all kinds of paradoxes, and meet all kinds of people you never would’ve interacted with had you experienced time in the linear, boring way.

Sometimes, you meet yourself.

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